spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

Reblog if you’re from CA

Anaheim represent. I fucking hate this city omg

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thebaconsandwichofregret:

nipplethief:

seduce me with film references

As you wish

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thatfunnyblog:

she died like 17 times

thatfunnyblog:

she died like 17 times

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whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

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Anonymous asked: post a selfie?

okay will do. This selfie still came out awkward no matter how many times i retried. oh well, i probs have better on my instagram, aaronvasquez1992, follow me yo.

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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jessepumpkin:

getting 0 notes on a post is really embarrassing because you KNOW your followers saw it but they just scrolled past it and didn’t do anything about it

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