nosdrinker:

heh he he hheh eh eheheh hehe hehe

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

NEW BOARDS OF CANADA CAN’T STOP THE HYPE TRAIN

sarahtheimpossible:

Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.

(Source: pegthepatriarchy)

inbox:

inbox:

I FOUND MY TWIN ON OMEGLE

jpgay:

wow attractive people must have so much fun on tumblr

(Source: idontdoramps)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

time-lord-swag:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

(Source: nothingislinear)

thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

hipsterinatardis:

If you don’t love Wallace, you’re wrong.

(Source: krevlornswath)